They call me Georgie Porgie because I always kiss the girls and make them cry. This came from a famous nursery rhyme which I used to listen to when I was a kid. Maybe it got stuck on my brain as I grow older because it became my habit to kiss girls and then leave them. My fave pastime is stealing kisses from chicks, but they do love it a lot and pretend they don’t. How do I prove it? Because they all end up being my girl and some even get obsessed with me, but I easily get bored and dump them.
Now my habit of kissing upgraded to kissing butt end. I love tasting the smooth butt of a chick. The girls always get wild each time I kiss their butt end. Maybe because I am the best kisser in my place. Having done that in years, I doubt if there would be any other guy that can beat my record in kissing girls.
I always give my friends a butt thumbs up once I stole a kiss from a chick. The girl would just get surprised and speechless when she noticed that someone kissed her butt while she was standing in a bar. I would flash my killer smile and she would end up laughing instead of getting mad.
My friends dared me to kiss this big time lawyer in our town because she was freaking gorgeous and hot, but was a real snob. She was talking on the phone at the corner while drinking coffee and I was sitting close to her. I looked at my friends and gave the butt thumbs up sign before kissing her smooth butt. She got surprised and spilled coffee on me and damn that was fucking hot. She laughed at me while my cock was burning and told me: “You really deserve that for being naughty”. She walked away and I started to catch up with her to get her number. I was able to get it and can’t wait to kiss her butt again.