The ass is the best body part

So… Why not find the best porn sites to get the fine asses served on a plate? Instead we use crappy low resolution sites to stream from. How about HQ HD porn?

Yester ay I took a look at two adult site reviews sites and was thoroughly impress with what I saw. Basically take a look at Adultreviews.com and Pornreviews.com – two great porn review sites.

Big Wet Butts (Huge oily greased butts getting slammed hard, huge site and highdef material)

Big Butts Like it Big (Very easy to understand – ramming huge trunks right in the center of gravity :P )

Monster Curves (Curvy women with a nice ass to present. Great site as well)

 

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Back that ass up onto my cock!

What a sight to see when two ass cheeks are spread apart and a hard cock is penetrating it for some Ass Sex. Now that doesn’t factor into account when a woman is masturbating and fingering her asshole or fucking it with a dildo in some Ass Porno. Either way, it’s fucking awesome when you have more than one hole to fondle and fuck. That’s the thing with XXX scenes like those, Anal Sex just looks so fucking enjoyable when you’re plowing that pussy with a dildo and you bust a nut to some hot Free Porn. Go and surf whichever Porntube sites you usually hit up to check out the Porn Movies you get turned on to the most and pump that fist away into tomorrow. The alternative is finding your own personal big butt freak and making your own Porno with.

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Too Much Road Butt Fuck is Not Healthy

road butt fuckWhat would life be without sex, women and rock and roll? I think I would rather die than live a life without those since I live and breathe with those three things. Sex is important to any man because it is our nature to use our cock more than our brains. Who else could give us sex? Of course women that’s why I need to have lots of women around me all the time. Last is rock and roll because being a rockstar made it easier for me to hook up with hot chicks.

My fave pastime was road butt fuck which happens each time we go on a road tour. Damn! I feel like in heaven tonguing butt after butt since we got like 20 chicks inside the big bus. One time, we had some Asian chicks we hooked up with when we had a show in Chicago to join us on our next trip to another state. Oh wow! This was the best road butt fuck I ever had and therroad butt fucke’s no more butt park for me. I just can’t stop tonguing butt and fucking those Asian hotties. My road manager asked me to butt park because he can see me getting all pale already, but it is hard to resist an Asian pussy.

When we got to the gig, I was too tired to play and end up sitting in a chair while playing the guitar. I just told everyone I was sick so I got a good excuse. They got mad and want to refund their tickets because we cut the gig into half an hour instead of a full hour. I was rushed to the hospital for over fatigue. Fuck! They continued the road trip with a new guitarist and I was stuck all alone in the hospital. Now I have learned my lesson and need to do things in moderation so I can still live longer to enjoy more sex and music.

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My Bedroom Butt Game Became An Instant Hit

butt gameThere are lots of ways to make sex more fun. Playing games is one of them and I was able to think of a new bedroom game called butt game. I know you won’t be able to see this in any butt wiki since I just made this all up, but this had become an instant hit in our place when I shared this to my friends.

Butt game is plain and simple. Do you know the game pin the donkey? It is a children’s game where the kid gets blindfolded and tries to put the pin on the donkey’s ass. I made a kinkier version of that game where guys get blindfolded too and instead of using a pin, they would use their hard cock to find the hole of the hard butt.

I know it sounds funny, but the girls I did that game with really loved it. It was not that easy at it seems because there were tbutt gameimes that I end up with a cock filled with apple sauce because I inserted it inside an apple pie. I even popped some balloons thinking it was her butt. What makes it tough is that I was not allowed to use my hands to feel the butt. It was my cock doing all the poking. I always wish my cock good luck before I do all the poking.

The chicks give out direction so I can easily find their hard butt. For sure, the waiting kills them too because they were too horny to feel my cock thrust their wet pussy. The real fucking begins once I hit the right hole. It feels great knowing I won the game. My friends all do it with their chick on special occasions since you need a lot of props to make it more exciting. I can’t wait to see this game enter the butt wiki soon and become famous.

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Kissing Butt End Got Me The Hot Girl

butt endThey call me Georgie Porgie because I always kiss the girls and make them cry. This came from a famous nursery rhyme which I used to listen to when I was a kid. Maybe it got stuck on my brain as I grow older because it became my habit to kiss girls and then leave them. My fave pastime is stealing kisses from chicks, but they do love it a lot and pretend they don’t. How do I prove it? Because they all end up being my girl and some even get obsessed with me, but I easily get bored and dump them.

Now my habit of kissing upgraded to kissing butt end. I love tasting the smooth butt of a chick. The girls always get wild each time I kiss their butt end. Maybe because I am the best kisser in my place. Having done that in years, I doubt if there would be any other guy that can beat my record in kissing girls.

butt endI always give my friends a butt thumbs up once I stole a kiss from a chick. The girl would just get surprised and speechless when she noticed that someone kissed her butt while she was standing in a bar. I would flash my killer smile and she would end up laughing instead of getting mad.

My friends dared me to kiss this big time lawyer in our town because she was freaking gorgeous and hot, but was a real snob. She was talking on the phone at the corner while drinking coffee and I was sitting close to her. I looked at my friends and gave the butt thumbs up sign before kissing her smooth butt. She got surprised and spilled coffee on me and damn that was fucking hot. She laughed at me while my cock was burning and told me: “You really deserve that for being naughty”. She walked away and I started to catch up with her to get her number. I was able to get it and can’t wait to kiss her butt again.

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Real Brown Butt is Better Than Butt Clips

butt clipsI do enjoy watching girls with brickhouse butt, but for me the best butt would have to be a brown butt. I have seen so many butt clips of white and black girls, but it doesn’t have any effect on me. I still get turned on big time each time I see butt clips of big brown butt. I don’t know what they have, but they look totally sexy and fuckable.

It was not that easy to find hot chicks in my place since I live in a small town where most girls were boring and pale white. There are a few black chicks around, but they all look like a boxer. LOL. Maybe they thought they would look hot in this small town since they are not a lot of ebony girls here, but I know how to spot a hot black girl. My friends thought they did hit the jackpot when they banged a black girl, but I keep on telling them there are hotter ebony girls in New York. My aunt lives there so I had a chance to get a taste of my ebony chick too.

butt clipsMy boring life in this small town changed when I met this hot latina babe. I work in a gas station and there was this nice muscle car that stopped by to get some gas. I was surprised to see this hot latina got out of the car wearing really tight jeans. Damn! I was busy checking out her brickhouse butt while she slowly bends over to check out her wheels. I rushed outside to help her and started flirting with her. She did like my moves and gave me a lift in her cool car. All of my friends were jealous because she was the hottest girl in town and I was able to spot her right away. Too bad she was just there for a short vacation and have to go back to L.A. It was fine being a summer fling as long as I get to taste a latina butt.

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The Guru of Tone Butt

tone buttThere are lots of ways to tone butt of girls, but I can do it in an instant and in a very fun way. Do you want to know my secret? I don’t need any indian butt magic to give girls the butt bubble that they desire. All I need is just one day with them and they would surely ask for more once they got a taste of tone butt routine.

I have been working as a physical trainer for years now and decided to quit to give personal service. My first client was this rich milf I met at the gym. She wanted me to focus for her and she said she was willing to do everything to get the butt bubble that she always dreamed of. I went to her house and asked her to start having fruits for breakfast. I prepared her a fruitshake, then I started to play some music. I asked her to remove everything she was wearing and just wear a thong. She was surprised at what I tone buttsaid, but did it. I started to dance with her and even spanked her booty. She enjoyed it a lot, then I fucked her from behind. That made her really crazy. I told her to ride my cock so she can work on those saggy booty. She said it hurts so good and loved it a lot. We even did more sex in the shower and everywhere until the evening. She was dead tired, but totally enjoyed her routine.

When her friends saw her, she said they were asking if she had an indian butt magic because she was glowing and look more sexy. She referred me to her other friends and since then I have become the guru of butt. I even got assistants because I can’t keep up with all the fucking anymore. I just tell these hot dudes what to do to make it work for those butts. I am just waiting for Oprah to invite me to her show to give her some butt tips.

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I Am The Best Butt Hunter in The West Coast

butt hunterIf Dirty Harry was the best in the west, then I am the best butt hunter in the west coast. Yes, you heard that right. My friends called me the butt hunter because I’m good at finding girls with chunky butt. I can even tell if a girl has amazing butt just by a quick butt scan. Even if the girl wears loose clothing, I can see if she has a chunky butt perfect for fucking. All of my friends were also into chicks with a nice booty. They say it is more fun to fuck a girl with a big butt because you can slap it real good and there’s also a lot of cushion for all the pushing. I have to agree with them that’s why I decided to date only chicks with massive butt.

butt hunterMy friends and I were invited to this annual sorority soiree where the chicks look for a partner to dance with that night. It was pretty old school because the guys stay in one row and the girls at the other row waiting for the guy to approach them. We were all excited to go because we heard that there were lots of virgins there. Oh yes! We can’t wait to find a girl we can pop the cherry and slap her virgin butt.

When we got there, we were happy to see lots of cute chicks. The music started and all my friends asked me to help them choose the girl with the nice butt. I did a butt scan each time the girls go for a drink so I can have a better look. I pointed out to my friends who got the perfect butt and they started to approach the girls. There was this one girl that caught my attention because she was really pretty, but I was still waiting for her to get up. Finally, she did and damn she got the perfect bubble butt. As I was about to ask her to dance, a guy walked up to her and invited her to dance with him. Fuck! I was finally left with the ugly chicks while all my friends got the good ones. Next time, I would save a girl for me.

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Butt Love or No Love At All

butt loveI prefer giving in a lot of butt love or no love at all! Some people look for that emotional connection for them to call it love, but for me I need a chick with an amazing butt for me to love her. I am just keeping it real because I do know I got a butt hook. It is like kids saying they love chocolates whereas they love it because it satisfies their sweet tooth. In my case, I got a butt love because girls with bubble butt satisfies my hard cock.

My butt hook has gotten out of control. I started to take lots of upskirt butt pics to check out the nice tush of the chicks in my school. I always hang out under the stairs or bleachers pretending I was busy texting, but I always get a quick snapshot of the girls upskirt butt. Damn! Some chicks even surprise me because they don’t wear underwear. Oh yes, I can see their pussy and that’s a good bonus. Now I know which girl I would target for a hook up.

butt loveI have dated some of the girls with best butt in campus, but there was this one chick who was hard to get. She was the president of the debate club and was kinda nerdy, but damn she got a juicy butt. She hides her butt by wearing loose clothing, but I was finally able to get a glimpse of it when she wore a loose skirt and the wind blew it accidentally. My eyes popped out seeing her wear a thong underneath.

I tried my best to get in the debate team to get closer to her and I finally did it. We were asked to go to another state for a debate competition and I get to share a room with her. I started to make a move on her and she finally gave in. The moment I touched and tasted her juicy butt, it felt like bliss. I am going to stick with her as long as my cock loves her butt.

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Craving For More Ebony Butt

ebony buttI always hear the saying: “Once you go black, there’s no going back”. I have been curious about this that’s why I decided to give it a try dating a black chick. I know inter racial dating is not that accepted yet in other places especially in my town, but the hell with them. I was glad that I met this chick named Lakesha. She was one hot ebony babe with a massive butt.

Lakesha works at this small bar that I go to during the weekends. She was a newbie waitress that’s why people give her a hard time and I was always there to rescue her. Some call her some mean names and I get into fights defending her. I was one of the hot jocks in college and my friends were all asking me why I help a black chick. I just tell them I don’t care what color of her skin is as long as someone is not treated right, I would stand up for them. Girls love me for this because they think I am tough guy.

ebony buttOne night, Lakesha was not on duty and passed by the bar just to get her paycheck. Damn! She was wearing a tube top and tight mini skirt which showed off her big ebony butt. I noticed all my friends staring at her massive butt as she walked to the jukebox to play some music. Lakesha started dancing to the song “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye and the guys were captivated by her moves. Fuck! She can sway that ebony butt really good. I was surprised when she turned around, smiled at me and asked me to dance with her. Hell yeah! I walked up to her and started to dance really close. I gently squeezed her juicy butt which made all the guys there say damn! We left the bar and continued to get it on at her place. Oh yes! Her juicy butt tasted so great and I crave for it more. We were the hottest couple now in our town and the guys finally decided to find their own ebony girl, which was hard to find.

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